So, I'm the Grinch. Except, I've never actually seen that movie and I'm not green. Anyhow, I'm Christmas, and this is why. Sometimes you really do have to look at everything, not just the positives of something.- Christmas Carols. The fucking carols make me want to kill someone. They're overly repetitive and either overly cheery or emotional with a hint of creepiness. And those remixes? Nooo.
- Putting a price on people. Do I really need to explain?
- Christmas lights. I hope frosty melts, the reindeer die and Santa chokes on his own gluttony. While you're at it, I hope you get electrocuted :). What a waste of energy.
- Other Christmas decorations. I really don't see the point of buying something just so it looks pretty for a few weeks. Especially when no one else is going to see them.
- Those people dressed up as santa outside shopping centers with the bells asking for donations.
- How overly crowded shopping centers get.
- The ugly sweaters
- Cinnamon and gingerbread literally seem to be on anything, and they're both gross.
- Overly cheery people "in the spirit"
- The pine tree massacre
- The turkey massacre. Thanksgiving and Christmas are the 2 holidays that call for their biggest genocide. Being vegetarian since 2004, I don't approve.
- Christmas movies. All this gushy family love with the "everything will be great!" attitudes make me sick.
- Family get-together time.
- Being stressed about money and buying people gifts
However....this is most likely my last Christmas with my family so I am going to try to make the best out of it. So, here's my list of the things I DO like about Christmas.
- Candy canes
- Holiday gift sets
- Getting presents :)
- Funny pictures of pets with Santa hats
- The glass Coke bottles
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